so apparently is weird to make a fire and then sacrifice your lunch to Athena in the middle of campus because were on finals.. nobody tells me this things! 

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Just a half blood girl living in a Panem world… She took the hogwarts train going down to Mordor….

Cuz ya know… Y’all can’t just walk there and stuff.

brownietrain:

The Date Night VariableThe Locomotive Manipulation

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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hemidemisplemmyquaver:


I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

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disneyaddictgirl:

For anyone who wants to watch Frozen again but doesn’t want to pay for a movie ticket yet doesn’t (or can’t) torrent the film.

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Easy, breezy, beautiful: scrambled eggs.

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

TWO WEEKS LEFT FOR 2014 AND BOOK ARE NOT WATERPROOF. SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE FIRED.

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