THIS ARE THE TWO FLAGS IN MY CITY HALL. 

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. 

I LIVE IN FLORIDA.

THIS ARE THE TWO FLAGS IN MY CITY HALL.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA.

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so apparently is weird to make a fire and then sacrifice your lunch to Athena in the middle of campus because were on finals.. nobody tells me this things! 

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Just a half blood girl living in a Panem world… She took the hogwarts train going down to Mordor….

Cuz ya know… Y’all can’t just walk there and stuff.

brownietrain:

The Date Night VariableThe Locomotive Manipulation

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carryonmy-assbutt:

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thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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hemidemisplemmyquaver:


I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

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disneyaddictgirl:

For anyone who wants to watch Frozen again but doesn’t want to pay for a movie ticket yet doesn’t (or can’t) torrent the film.

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Easy, breezy, beautiful: scrambled eggs.