so apparently is weird to make a fire and then sacrifice your lunch to Athena in the middle of campus because were on finals.. nobody tells me this things!
Just a half blood girl living in a Panem world… She took the hogwarts train going down to Mordor….
Cuz ya know… Y’all can’t just walk there and stuff.
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
Easy, breezy, beautiful: scrambled eggs.
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
TWO WEEKS LEFT FOR 2014 AND BOOK ARE NOT WATERPROOF. SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE FIRED.