The Date Night Variable x The Locomotive Manipulation
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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Easy, breezy, beautiful: scrambled eggs.
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
TWO WEEKS LEFT FOR 2014 AND BOOK ARE NOT WATERPROOF. SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE FIRED.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”